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</style></head><body class="a" style="margin:0px auto;padding:0px;word-wrap:normal;word-spacing:normal;background-color:#FFFFFF;"><div role="article" aria-roledescription="email" aria-label="email_name" lang="en" style="font-size:1rem"><div style="display:none;max-height:0px;overflow:hidden;"> Read to the end to find out why  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ </div><table role="none" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" class="gg"><tr><td align="center" valign="top"><table role="none" width="670" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" class="aa" style="width:670px;table-layout:fixed;"><tr><td class="bodyWrapper" align="center" valign="top" style="padding:10px 5px 10px 5px;"><table role="none" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="border-width:0px 0px 0px 0px;border-style: solid; 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Yesterday was the first of three shows we’re hosting at Baby’s All Right in Brooklyn, and it was great! The whole team prepped for it well in advance — we did rehearsals (IN PERSON) together, planned the whole thing down to the second, it was <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpalkBlk8hoH0gWBRYMqnw54p52n0uYI1ZytipDccECc4NRM_i_50x1tOdVMkpvC6JjJBNDaQ4SkNfHKiOvk1DfzKAG7UJAcoGeQpPYVZXM5qNE2XEHi7G80OASGVyWlI39ZU33s-AVZ408C-f3eS0MKN4-4baq0YRCfsdmrfWE0qKQNznfVGF-pKtv4R3gS_AbxYTrytKtDFcjtlgPRl3lxlZaPH1iPMNVCPz_UbY61iEgaBIPkc_tGvp0xhyB0cUg/4ou/We40x3_xQ-Ope7P2g8YZFg/h3/h001.IrdaY4brTC0a6EXK4tYqIEf1tXIj4Es0gsBsYb4urMc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>smooth like butter</span></a>. The venue was fantastic, Kevin the light and sound guy was a delight to work with. Ryan wore a suit. And y’all showed up and brought <i>incredible</i> energy. It was so nice to meet some of you in person! </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Then Ryan’s laptop totally and completely crapped out mid-show. Lol. Lmao even. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:20px; " class="dd"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:0 auto 0 auto;"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:630px;"><img src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=scale-down,format=auto,onerror=redirect,quality=80/uploads/asset/file/bf96ce53-9068-4a6d-a264-e24ae86ccd64/2026_untitled-12.webp?t=1773240121" alt="" height="auto" width="630" style="display:block;width:100%;" border="0"/></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> After an impromptu intermission to address technical difficulties, during which Ryan came <i>this</i> close to actually showing feet, we got the ball rolling again and ended the evening on what I can only describe as one of the most unhinged internet IRL things I have ever experienced. It was fun! </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Ryan is currently at Micro Center waiting to find out if he can save his laptop. So no issue today. See you Friday! </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> And if you want to experience something like last night, you’re in luck. We’ve got two more nights of Garbage Day Live — the next one is April 7th and will feature special guest <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpQYE8RIusqUvBbezVOx50XpRPGtdpWl8D8ZXBQu2NPoGu-Hfi9DD4mUTqdydQFD9Q_vFpgxAd2Rngu9CBIXpE3_ixMV--0e7ZVMNRl0bIq8o4oJnomqsysuC1Di7VzKsZuCjX2rMOfE5_ibDCr-n3Yna-rq9nS1xxQhNoHsMceUQpfAtASfeT-gtMF__dYMpBlM4vxGzlum4Y_cSyA0dVfeRnJ5v0NBsRmC2wcBEskfCsk7jlv79H9IKmMvhp41ZBw/4ou/We40x3_xQ-Ope7P2g8YZFg/h4/h001.RKlQexlGzXJXuGrH6pm4St-gIDLT-vyU-SCZZafj2A0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span><b>Akilah Hughes</b></span></a>. If you don’t know Akilah, there’s something wrong with you. She’s a writer, comedian, podcaster (check out <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.qZQpnvhFfm9i13-28yzDnxCw8ZpXYS0r-iHceULq_xXLEgye0x1r_jDy2ZJySEgVJ2jqxy-FYXO1Pp8lMpggpqvT9DjsjznPrPHgZHI9WQjR77yo5RKrp94JiTJ-kMZ988upKUlb_mZLsINdn54AcMOqExwmEdzIXT3VnKkIOEBCKDFGXpvl0Sj_mBeIYDwmhQ1HIHiuvZjHwlpR7hoXnqHHvx46YgKujip4E9cHG_uGYTn4lPqT-sBw6UoPTQKPGnDgQJZViEvQK2ZXCNmmCQ/4ou/We40x3_xQ-Ope7P2g8YZFg/h5/h001.YF0A7xyCB6u-r-7GitNrs3Aj8SBOJpI6sci6JtO7to4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span><i>How Is This Better?</i></span></a>), and all around delightful human being. </p></td></tr><tr><td><table role="none" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style=""><tr><td bgcolor="transparent" style="background-color:transparent;border-color:#69BF6F;border-radius:20px;border-style:solid;border-width:5px;padding:0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><table role="none" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td class="dd" align="left" 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