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We’re doing three nights across three months at </span><span style="color:rgb(45, 45, 45);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;"><b>Baby’s All Right</b></span><span style="color:rgb(45, 45, 45);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;"> in Williamsburg. Tickets for our </span><span style="color:rgb(45, 45, 45);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;"><b>March 10th</b></span><span style="color:rgb(45, 45, 45);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;"> show, with special guest </span><span style="color:rgb(45, 45, 45);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;"><b>Katie Notopoulos</b></span><span style="color:rgb(45, 45, 45);font-family:Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;">, ARE ALMOST SOLD OUT!!!! We’ll have some available at the door, but definitely grab them ahead of time if you can by clicking the buttons below. </span></p></td></tr><tr><td width="100%"><table role="none" width="100%" class="mob-w-full" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="33%" style="vertical-align:top;" class="mob-stack"><table role="none" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr class="btn_row"><td valign="top" style="padding-bottom:14px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:14px;text-align:left;width:100%;word-break:break-word;" class="dd"><table width="100%" role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:14px auto 14px auto;"><tr><td align="left" valign="middle"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td style="background-color:#8cc182;border-radius:8px;mso-padding-alt:14px 20px;" class="btn"><a 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style="background-color:#8cc182;border-radius:8px;color:#FFFFFF;display:inline-block;font-family:'Verdana',Geneva,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:normal;line-height:18px;padding:14px 20px;text-decoration:none;"> April 7th </a></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td width="33%" style="vertical-align:top;" class="mob-stack"><table role="none" width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr class="btn_row"><td valign="top" style="padding-bottom:14px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:14px;text-align:left;width:100%;word-break:break-word;" class="dd"><table width="100%" role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:14px auto 14px auto;"><tr><td align="left" valign="middle"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td style="background-color:#8cc182;border-radius:8px;mso-padding-alt:14px 20px;" class="btn"><a 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15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">We’ve Shitposted Our Way Into World War III</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"><i>—by Adam Bumas</i></p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> After US forces abducted Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro in January, we said it was the act of “<a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpe1McpL1EdNErS546cDbqU37ik75KrDCMbRNr9odVNiIERznQiZ4ePf7o77Zgsy3zIGThoIUFn7Z9b3l22yu2pAxytUClQlEytC1p4TCAij9imKgE856Wq0WwpZyfFcyRrHojoAYrlKrt8kKsgJrsaTLLwc8PIdSZNPI_KTU3O1v4vfhnuToPKrswlGxrKEzfy9hMAQolbR_Z2VybQjKpHWteyR4OSIE-x5VJQJok9Xoo1zQT1ZK1ngPHr0YdFeWSEwGUgPeUMwWJ74YcRXrqBE8_Pg_P7W9NG6Gj75NoBpcdrOD6jc0cTS9nwEmhAwYhl0lNh5UMsYRY_BgSxuqYguDLwN44qoOBAzoTsRUbKlZ3ki8AQPMZDlN3oVV1Mgjg2TC3AbSfvvkA6ROIiFPGD7tf8eNp7uQaGMa6Sm1TDfg2_fsrGXNYCGcDwiQBWJVgPg5VpaPZtVFgvNyOtla8PtdnF7-84awfFDzBZOjpQQgzUvvcKsvR2BRZ5Z-_etgufUUoFZAYi15enOenS0AcdqdMsMRHrmyhj2xf9faArYBBiRG_WqTfXjXypH5y28UVCR_BmOMbPmPItMn8tCZ1_SXA6OuFY83eddYZQUFOnkhvzfzI9UW8WZSh8d2b76owBCAtRvBv-ACa4Zg3YtYFy8DXIcAYiWkmbUBN2j5APTiLfvw9M8h2zusdra0VUr_MvYnhfoz1-ADglqlCJFYnmefZVOC2VQ6IrmTYkowSl1KHxLEWr2BC6VbeN7lRli1YSeyn6-6KYtv59Fdf1DrYgK31DeLBim6wdvj1TLIu2eF7EwulwgmFdkZuplowU5mUA/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h7/h001.gMpOt6hb5-AVjiWUTIjcTDO0wzzhef5vPNwCDWKSgkc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>rogue troll states</span></a>, fueled by internet clout, where nothing matters unless it becomes content.” And in the ten days since the US and Israel began attacking Iran, the Trump administration has posted some truly <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpYfdYgep1zvHYoIHK0fb3iGErKqVCuE1G1YkoN5dVufozdxpl5HzHWfqDgpYZ2Z8Hn6onRFLzJjxmy_Xuzv6hawbStVQqWh5WzCcQ8VClYTHgQl1ioosD1QHZPX5zOC4kFQZuxRKxl4Izv3pp7peHlFVw9CFXlWX2ZPaKMAbIhIfCFEXdnFGvmNTmNUuO24M9aU0_U58oyacp8S2xI3Nwi98-MPv_kwsHAlhT7Hir8BEwjFz8PTcsBykM0dmk2mPSNIhNiBImTTRX31Gp1h5GHEfXRYeY_L6AkD8iCIof0n8/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h8/h001.VM58X3ctb6KBiURjFGcGKYv-iXWhNaJx8yQVlS9xSFw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>horrendous memes</span></a> about it, once again. Drew Harwell has a very good rundown of them in <i><a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpda_E0_A6ueDfdsYiifuAuNLOZkO6uUACu4dn6oMS2CTYiNCSDwMNoneiG0TJ6C3QqRNnZYDd8Bh6yV8yLMge8gqSfCTM7VItAm6y42ElGmHqIb2Q6tWMfHgGQQmtOhUzTEGdSuZyWfGVCqvjmZMs5sqN67bw0waCUmxR7IXo5CqA2XdlBZn-i9bVCoOEU51yE2KPwwZ_zTQsVZHXKwbI1MF0wnC-_NrpSd1ISrCBXXgUd6jjmNC233wLLxfGmrm6x4Dthxk2Iewr4tUdIopFuw9BZIqKDXhfuD6Z6ap0yAjAtsmCAfzTqHZqaORSsMirr368EGJQt32WU1diHpqmUw6QVOeWpWgbZ9i3239AyyF8syHNe3JUE9yF0_t5XwMYyYlTif462-FNn5T1ew7Lq7_GkM9XlGWKpB99j3HVipk-bdDS-OJ0fqMxzux6Zsb2_zmPueKem4YF8qIF4rfho95PmSlvGB73OiQWFrfh0_CH11N9MpwzhYq488VXSyvSXnZUMw0mk7AjePeL07f2lGBWdWTlUEPsfe10Vfa6W4HHlsvfLBXYzJrnKnl5hXJOnGe3RIlgf26-seH5k5JFn_4fvgJKjdW4mjDhU1BeKhO3vSiISURYSv9rEQp6OYBMsR-yXM4S0-UoF4xLYs8ymiIO8XQa3lXQjwoYURFAn5l1bUrzZtZiJNvs-xNeaJApE4J5SUicpT2vvir91Pwfw4awA8HlsdIGSuWroB3J6H2gJjhgwOtUJQgZS7gdAc4TDKazhQxxXwZ5Hsm7b8X23U/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h9/h001.PU_btsVFdiE3kuBBMIdzMIMRJH5pn_rUvVv4RxU_hJs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>The Washington Post</span></a></i>, but we’ll just stick to saying how crazy it is to celebrate American imperialism in the Middle East with <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0ufqgJQSSKyY-vM_wCHeNjjTXYsvLuXC_-v9AKYR0PhVkyTcbfI1Z7oGDVmo4HcJt52_iQvYSoBIDWjXQIzjeL0iZDZ1IET7rrn9cUzLV9T6X_0009p2E2TO51ZlW3Bv9IIlXNuIK-YjH0sKnMSF4B3bxMLLTP9l6W8R8JNnPa0EKFEc7qzbBNkLVFGWoXsIYXezWulSLdhiIg-1Gk8fzep79d6SJyN17aHM7I2dBDejpwJAJNd_V7XPoQVRHtqSeg/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h10/h001.SIMdSLZByIqLm1MttUNc5vAoTCpw3SyCfjPOHJy9s6U" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Yami Yugi</span></a> from <i>Yu-Gi-Oh!</i></p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The troll state has gone to war and you don’t have to be on X to see it. Though analysts and pundits still seem to be a little confused about why official US government channels are talking like epic bacon redditors. So before we dive in, let’s do a quick refresher on what trolling actually is, since it’s all but died out. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Trolling may be deeply baked into the foundations of internet culture, but it also doesn’t actually have a lot of currency online in 2026. On the old web, the reason a troll was cool is because they were being ironic. <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.NMB18wTvet0Rxnv_cCX8dgWiaAq_ryNWUVb7pmx6eTCRKp9P2yeEB-LdFMwDEnWgA3CcMDDQWm-uAsRNC1ID5vfdMg80AwOVkauJhzwxqCWHjpUWDKX8VzUwOTYlSm22JW1waEQ-ym4No68EeUACx3XRG-J-p9XvZDJnmflz9W-ZacsvVxJpcFZJWElX5XjxBLmsn-I4dTuIWZE7TpqI91BFCjLATcuEukWVx2YfEMK_g6IS6pN_bHozJJdtcByf/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h11/h001.9USv9f2sncaN03pgJAgjH6tHg275fKSaY_XSFK2-Uq0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>U mad bro</span></a> and so on. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Now that basically all social spaces online have been financialized the same kind of social performance can’t stay cool and detached. In an attention economy everyone understands the value of clout. Trolling is a way to get attention, attention equals money, you can’t earn money ironically, QED. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The only way trolling can still exist on the modern internet — i.e. anywhere in culture — is someone with so much power people <i>need </i>to expect serious behavior. Which isn’t common, since the age of the <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpS48z8u3bzfbE09jH6BFKDpgllQBCfTiTuE1KSwsgZRUQMZKzl5JRN1bEMdzOvUIpmwjUJvu2pXUNRu6BUF5MurZJOXO5W59_Q4P51D28A1Edzd0DsQ35GLwoWV_n3NatYg2gFtNclJWXxBqvjIpXx38evKKgffpfR_dtXfL71bmEmKUaTUK9bBi2CJmRcxF0L1WXfXoL2lMXokkfYwpM1b1nmxCm4GOPYf8wPuDPBU3AG6seR2Ak0Cc75lP9jZbN4PDPkNqeoi9djGJJhSbp3dQRoh1Ljp9YRCjyAmL7Sj0/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h12/h001.wewTbyZmUind9RUyFEXiPTQ8aRulJewJ90YsiEfj6S4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>relatable brand account</span></a> eroded almost all expectation for disciplined, responsible online behavior from basically anyone with money or power. There are exceptions to the rule, though. When Elon Musk took over Twitter in 2023, one of his first moves was to change the company’s <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpeIGZpA-QfALeU0qFyLHjQONXMCHWysYy0rm_uLVgYjMo84MAzdJqs6jX9-lyB_JL0lvPqhW6wH4wM9Qw_COmdflfc5z6t4ZLcwU3cAIIgOmf6j1Cd5UsXBUCbNzv-QEAf1Po6_SWQW17wBOR1J0R6id0EwYh1OzR4rzkgBN8xdcVMNQ8TPLmNwRrqhATEZNWrFWfx5KRZb7cfS_s_uErqmfl5y_8SyBlzz7NGzUCB1yy5spGcB4i_bhNTi2OJRvLlBlimap0r32lQtkBAgRUHg/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h13/h001.vgo5cA62CVZniAkb2h58RtNbUS43OQed8Dd_PRWo4M0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>press email</span></a> to auto-reply with “💩” It was deeply irresponsible, which is why it was, at least arguably, a successful act of trolling. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The second Trump Administration, which Musk spent <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpd7x9UyjzUw3NUrOVX1UCcfKxE21XTXAKh5aXq9MoP1dh47ofmtrMcm_LnTdyIP6cIlmdGvKayBpBfmQKHcOJoFfgTBAs6ShmxnZbD-CZf00_cjZjNSaQuLX9ffzhQC5scB6D5bZ4ethZ9pcxsQBrxL8HNMZCnLe68bEhjrSe8QPGQwls-L8hVi2hDDzlf4lmDMsKG5lkUKWiizZeyXAD5q0qgj2tdKdPirovtjMcutx-MTyjRoyt1XJ6SNBK43xmOg3pYKja2bR3s9HArX67B4/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h14/h001.qH4szP4SigxV1P4oQjcP1pGF7pk65mGqaZnqNtSLcFw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>almost $300 million</span></a> to install, is still <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpfBPxEq9gh8r1IYgjAmjWcgmLoacCKNC_6Xd6j1wF3KFf9c-C8IvcVZERuBkpp8tUV6IU9eWCK6a0LJyCu2rJ9EpffxuWA7IOAFWBmjCviAGgknq1KEnH5bjXGjJ2K3i0IXlc2cnWTE2YtRI-UuHS_KF0JzcWpzbxNemmygrb5StYxxvIVkljty980Foo8dpqoRedkAmham5rzegykUBSdLA1lOZMzRrRz6xNjWvAARm_KHHozyFwtQSQjylvPwBAuMazgXHVFlgmIEHsPJgqOM/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h15/h001.4L-acKIl9YCqP4Vj07ssPff102TCjekSpksRtgxUeVU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>inundated</span></a> with his influence from his time semi-officially running DOGE. And the most obvious sign of that influence is how hard government accounts are trying to troll everyone. They were expecting, and welcoming, the outcry from <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpUyaqvi52Np88HTWKve2ZxJAWkOUxeFxQ9bDD4RPRDFZLuOnd3A_HbNHajcHbAvrFAtZcWJDRgYZe_cmV8Sw3mlbOo3LZqARV6eCUqMbOffYNJe8K8YloeJnRG5SDpCCRQSCdJJ2eMcwVp--bZgTNIbsOtnu00inWhQMplF8x0ZIyKRdiPeKYaUxZ2euaQ6RCQMMdJxtAkVLT5zQuAkFLYvES4NXCMGlKktVYcdVqitRK7MkOODbqGkd0gd93Qgi4A/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h16/h001.0v6JljD2W_bu9jTdDMUIyY3n02bg7sVHNmM_AfjYq7A" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>The Pokémon Company</span></a> and <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpaXByXz3KK1mAhywKBPj0Mq0PMgoz_kovwBFNMgIlKU02mWxc_paKOVY746e7DySaqF4-KyCAllKHGNF-W6DOzwCvR_GvLfJ1G3EPCuJsYR3yR3ObK4y_hmIKjpAtW6xXEHXXRTKaPP5mQI-5WQSqDmdUbmnHn3pIPXPZ6K2RFtq7uR5axuEPxdbuy9Y6IP55j2Bdz48hAGUS-1ZwrVY5B9wxy2F4iXZa6zYNXv9uIj3RrTFlFo0TWfCTvH9F4EF7axknH24VNGuSPHe_olBsUWawy59uslQTo-H9reCTqsT1ni_3cl4DzYuIN4Kro9Fk74OcTs8VraizT1PE2B-Avs/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h17/h001._bxXOez1qxI6Gim1UpgW219NR1k-grISW-JlC6kCFvk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Ben Stiller</span></a> for using their work in the pro-war posts. They want the vulgarity to be a show of force, and have explicitly tied <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpb3lL3V0ME8v12C2sPsn0WhBAjF7YADi_1c9DmqnZu7pMGmyd1Kpkm3pSMCrqCzLD8VxqJLUFMr7wHow4QX4cdals6neAhbchSsNQntnBlwh4gUCq9mPA302llASw3RXzuEeYX8rZDPbNin5tlPyqcD9Z1bYGvtdf37Wg6x53rpMb5wsLIhBjH1XJ4CRFmUMJDkBDoS4MMdStUxFz8HP-jLLyIG_vepMRDqhHKgH9pAIj6yLyt7Dnr94VWQ6nPYP8pPlTLz80vs3K-9zmDRC5NzQP4tVUbMnfSThY-sneb9U/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h18/h001.ZuKt_nqE6ZxL5YnivFCSAObOQ7vSomi8rAH7oYG_l3Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>memes and arrests</span></a> together in their agenda. They understand that the US government is a troll it’s structurally impossible to <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.qZQpnvhFfm9i13-28yzDn0s_hURmOWmKk0kH_kdp0pEwr8UYsloAG_oYw4xFGZ6HLK_2CRLwzBnOf_z_nR5b4oKmm5u4Feyj7pbP4icDVRGFxTd03mZCKYoNCDItuj5Wuyht_8NSad8WOczIfjK4y7AacAQsXioWGb58Ife1WhuxfDlggYOE6yfwXXYUWZt7Lq_GfBGTSxpFv5doUAETQi0WpI8DxNOrUH1O54p5robWQmHoaS-WsW5w4OP2HZah-wB9g9rR2PEOO6lM25-2_g/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h19/h001.M2by3RnJqNlnG761x7R0Qa4_ckU4C25kE1i9m_hsHxA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>stop feeding</span></a>. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Most analysis of how government leaders are talking about the war(s?) in the Middle East calls it “<a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpUyaqvi52Np88HTWKve2ZxLuuncGN5R9U68JMhZ3GvHJFBSssggoh0PMYqo40Umjkha2VRNfgMGW3esgmwsV6uL2j6csGdF7BfPyrcacQgxCu1EIMQRfdTXndq43dl9qSvtajbpvONI6F-79skpuLEP0eR_jdAANsJjvcwUtie050TIzzREtFXojxLBsvovxld_X3ujGkKARJoE_vyAxJk7MJ8mTZb12_t3cnWeQLOYgfdfAJo-IgEcDxRuMrnjT9w/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h20/h001.suvp1lDI_3XrRMPXTTAan90sBkit7VzSeBRx4MGMAKs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>mixed messaging</span></a>.” All the statements look a lot more coherent, though, through the lens that they’re all trolling. That’s why there’s so much <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Ykc61-p1cxguuHQfoezo2fKSSIN87IKEBJ8YnKo7PzPurYbBilo29oEEZMbhZak7r6piq4eIhjoChG-qKKn64drUN3w9RMBf-IWMvhHd-s0gOqUfOJOcEQ4glA8qli2aw5WcuiS1fIMfx7KkKQi9eCdmApI2EtabPlb4l0yYpBwsKTxb61N8F8e-ZqrNHbzOVJ67x8SErTTQtAs-_U7L24ixI7skMBug8alVCcs5-hcuKzWl0I66WoEv8NTlqalNR_RC7VNiTyrRILsDSwdMLsTNYiBilVh6JZULNvqKpLQ/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h21/h001.XTSLuJwlW9SdaF08tXjONLK9zji_Ak02Zk5g9mizFWU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>contradiction in general</span></a> about the goals, scope, and methods of the war. They’re how you enforce the dynamic that you’re just trolling, not being serious, and that your target is owned by taking it seriously. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> That’s why some members of Congress are still <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.lb1dIn65uO3MH7EGkQFpCfewSVK-hM0CUfuqUE1rBJ9-WqYs8TUQ1CJmkR1BQa0mvV5-dONBCJu9YlnApr-hYHbs0YVvGZumaU_Kl-KqOGHbMuI4bICArDD9OqUnmY5r5XNvOPyCLaXLwfwZqEwdLI5bxMHw0oMaQJb5NLIGs41NrBORt7FNCaNXBDg9ZEt9471gx72cIHzMzWHuYocxbZ-m-6MY77rYuIIahys49AjMSm-OLNO-W1etW1ftWoDI1KG3Vns_8XZOj-FjBruuFw/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h22/h001.JqpwZcLzu1H-rX5BZjooRKcwiy0__4Avv4zHcYIKvsc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>avoiding the word “war,”</span></a> or why Secretary of <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpZNRGJ61TNDhOrrR7Z40LiFhtmT8atulMuLzSVOrAKQZL4vG7d0uqBGWa7KFXAm2fZQ6h6_tK8a8fqslnNC65z8zWCg1Xx85VwauULlLKNiUw47slO8k-sylj5BFaVqp0PwBo97QECsdFax9ffNxlHEV30fj92eCPRPvo6_bZR6rzBqSx1JeB67tB3csuJop2uT-asfF1SSn2Y2XhsQcY9Yz1pLXNqJ5x9iu6L7x7K39lm2iFoane5_vNGdx8y9yBIJXKYRH3WxJM59P3wyTKYgGLDox4P_6hzgumlU9jw_Y/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h23/h001.OA557ddMBjupqeO5_y1gJqhC03e2ElRHFjXAypJGX4w" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Murder-Death-Kill</span></a> Pete Hegseth has to <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpVcOV7sAWeh0IU9ok8MGrbnDplk3o3dazYmOi1EQFieHQMrZz-675brsjIaviNxYAzGhkwMfRcQrjbqRmL4JLL622KZpmV9l59nObTG4S19hR9N4oTlNvZOFbR268vPbe6cw_yLwErzGvWenesEePKdwFS09B_iGVOSa0fmnRLoDRfud013kvMlYqUXoPA1IFwqQMz9QDb9CZQTnKwjB-YhHl-EqqxIJNZPFHsmXsFxlXE6ZNez0t21XQQ6y4xwX3-26eBAB81p7frwYPtQoPRLcSoPCJ15apWNXf51pVidOtOpdT8h2cMYdrs1pXjdGnQ/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h24/h001.SZnXwLo9ALtyAhI22Tg5b9cRMW8DEJL-1WOpqP6IoXQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>say</span></a>, “this is not a regime change war, but the regime sure did change.” These are some of the few words left with actual consequences, and any forum moderator will tell you that banning words is a deeply imperfect way to keep the ideas behind those words out — that’s what gave us “<a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.NMB18wTvet0Rxnv_cCX8dgWiaAq_ryNWUVb7pmx6eTCvsCewoYzJGqqpSIatLg0qkAoU_IOrRDWoo3u52cQGC_Qw70tbT_rSUY6qtRO8BK380UYzSQJIqhnlz8BDL-Oe5xrd_VDMnlxCpyYknSZ46wQno3yRp73DjMCWjQHumfXoxGBbstRrtAi3QXMnSmCBrR-meZKR2pwvSAAxvKyy6hy39P3HqK8V5InJY7xHwixStq4XCoHX185ZJgidOKvj/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h25/h001.V1iZhxYzQmJFWPxoXy_UbYjLsvCaD3-Nkc3727Gw8yM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>weeaboo</span></a>,” after all. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> And that’s why Hegseth and Trump are so dismissive of <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ZE3yp4K2Y6WBUz6JXxBv2za-bpr1DUczwlFh81GL0PywnRWYu58l2eZV2euYQXzbE2x2ifUoc0-grizFx0Qu-z38xjIDlqDFRFKMpKLKezNzaTjy5lwDXLN5M07JyQ7P572U_Y6RMP3_4LAACYHJi0hLf1YGUJrkdQSIn1TkM5qlgADEPET8aYnYh90GGbV_2O9w0ZlPgl_kkHtzIHGBtgsa-SbJOQyPML8aDRoBQyd2ANVO1uwUXCr2yUIVtIEo0am7IT7atiH_2c9hGLsxHm0an5Q6rtYvREIovfZvchyRDxiOSseawn8vGGigwOVl/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h26/h001.bfwoWYHpEG-ZkwjTOLBzIMcMg1kgkJsg0miSRoGGT7g" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>US casualties</span></a>, and why Fox News had to air <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.NkGKSBzAudxh9G5I4ey75uYbH1udUt74sp-CJm7vzgaF8zEzwzQX6wYQ7qnpryu-ZLzMctl4ohGP8xto83gJe6NqFDeuPgUxc-5v6APCacP_It7JyX4DvR2kcH8rot3eB4xzRwXk_0OGVa1ddirvy_WPj_qsPlncdbCbf1ldEh4PNkcFyYCu0XdbmfJ7Iqs0VyYoHVBxJM3yUbx3wZjbz8j4meOGTFaRKDgcwLh6gPTyMnsexZChsNT71NjZmmYmOWRiIaxt598KulHOCJdFTjVf_rw6n4fKwoaqW1eJlfK3Q2dgdoDK9Sf-7xSqXGXGxEhW7bmv8Bb3cufg-dEqapLDb7f25UPGJFqAVwnh3xY/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h27/h001.Uf3qsP_Ub7FiIeasnM9Tz7pauwJ51petAOHVs5k_vlI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>old footage</span></a> of Trump saluting fallen soldiers so they wouldn’t have to show the salute landing on his <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.NkGKSBzAudxh9G5I4ey75uYbH1udUt74sp-CJm7vzgaHgmrSseCf9YzkiiAtXpwgaGke2yP9Ynip_LNNEVSr0dgGsNxcd5ia-AprGymm_-nNcchCgz4uIgO28eOINwe81L0Lb4zWXTt1dzk673WJnO3jDnZxNzhBo4ADHMOK06curmLVWwlJrx6UKHPudLcz3Fzc_n29q97E4gsCktOFQWEoj7ZeB2JWlmb17CsdX6tNuNVUE6iMBG3pAnmxc08jF6fuzu1tM0rPlqWIBJDgxOxREw8AFK1t1JsIbCDEXaxAEZk3ZhLgZ93xPOvCK7Z_NYAZkISijmF0XlAseHIrgtECR93JxRsVhtrswSlbz_0/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h28/h001.TPQEp4veHIwMp6K8_bNhSsWrP8RHxWPblYEhezy6mC8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>stupid hat</span></a>. Once you start trolling, you can’t take anything seriously, even yourself. Otherwise, <i>you’ll</i> be the one who’s owned — or <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpe1McpL1EdNErS546cDbqU0BRn4A67tLobExdF3DbxeEY8KveooD_bWc_8RdlxUW5J293OKySbYoJKbx8gIP3RaZrLPv1V7NlFpNkagKoXkzOZ4ScFU9Fj35LlFXy_vIy6CukMAKvWOn1GWr3zs-AEfyaxrPDgC3sT_CggtHQI2LQPrRcwtSXgAH6BIpeygg77Jana_vGrw_pdy07GzoBP23-r5fmQwBnGLSoeDEzVsoe1eARD-aXpE9uSf3_fkoAGTC0MKOpSEVQVNvOGdJhl8ftI_Z5rtew0xE6xrNa89ekbnQXILPErylU8iAXdDGj1SEW_nn5KhHbk9_vhf1rpyKcYdGfsyn4IWfUE1ag10rhB_RojH5JS9mMLBZsSLiXu7xnyvZU9lbWmParZmcfVfKn_E2Jlk77xfOwwiad_BEF4l7vjLEZuouarLtFS4L0ZEZFizTuOUY4nu0jCgieEYwyzU-QCAaEgD-Y2yOIDTFx7RNQWT0HY4ef5qCfVXC81mUWyALazTnEtfNaYNe4ctOKxZtsNKBLOWdTYYInizifoYP4aYDZ5m5OEjfDZkoF1kwJr--7GFuIgZmSOpWs3fDEVE6fQPnmjSWwPkIYk_m8MLP8vdktF2TcHDQW-9X8DZXvDs5trScDETLsz6epGSVh7fQExaTaNG9Y0CxEre3rfBYJCQhg7uBGRY9b5tcb6zBzOA4hqROWq1ZWYCgj6Ki_rn-Ya6kBbMb6niJb_Vf1B1srnxKSPUcZxMtJxX9kZV1CJWalsJVyjvxayQ1o5KXPHSGHBwcR8oyffrJQ5lNQGtAeYTA25lZ4NryyaBrH1ve69vxPhvyhZzYbfFhFVo/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h29/h001.pHr6PZCnuvHpz05SkVrJeEHt_58OBBfrEl_drw8XGp0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Kirkified</span></a>, which is what happened the last time the Trump regime tried to take anything seriously. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The aesthetics may be ever so slightly different from the propaganda we expect from an authoritarian regime, but it achieves the same outcome. Question everything, believe nothing, and eventually give up paying any kind of attention to what the regime is doing. Though, trying to shitpost through an actual war, with an adversary that will not back down, amid the very real economic consequences of that war, is only going to get more complicated. Can you ironically use <i>Halo</i> fancams to inspire a draft? Can you entertain your CHUD followers with fashwave Agartha edits when gas is $10 a gallon? Or when Americans start dying in large numbers overseas in a war that the administration is still wink-wink not calling a war? We’ll soon find out, I guess! </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> They’ve kept it up for a week and a half, but trolling can’t last very long (even the X poop emoji stopped after <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.mG2J5p-Gk4O1mrTmzIG-u3oppq4V6lziKhxOWn6wp3qPMcvPDYvU0eVS5d8qZTL6oiwT8bAdaRfsZcTdt_RtWDzhLDqtKkLJgPo8C3kSgyHKcpl9sVHpZ9larSWbbAKqkX5rfmSto8y0rfmf1dN-ZBpxdlKhUB08eygBisK9u7_FAk76Xahf1A5m9WSjpuCMLveVoyzWkcFa9Sr5R26Jyck2bJ18lyf5Aspanld1oVi1glznqJIbqtpj9sXlbTHE-rKHp66o8d0oGEc5PdvvarXbEqwFwctJZvXxhP8CL64/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h30/h001.zTiVXH9X7KQEsDFxP8yS7hVPTaQZ85fd3delae3YkRM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>a few months</span></a>), and a foreign war can’t be ended very quickly. When asked “What’s next?” in an interview last week, Trump said “<a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpfAHoGLP2gvxIN-gI_Xj1yNfXZQu2Kruzlgeag1PuHjLzosRM_wCuYFzin7sf_ZJKrm96h7gK50WHa1ySUM80ehjdQk9zS9ZrXlsQHgJ-T4B4f2BKjsSA4pKLQjkVZTmwnDn-qe23XiA-OvtLzOJ3qTVKg0dvEfM2qeghbTc2H3X8v9iUs8n18ah21qGPZGJ-zHgo3HUz9kadB2UaZn4PhlxakrK20xUj49G2ytqLMU738TlSy5ibJg4avmKSbgq5IhVZ56jAX4quXJOSJW0KTE/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h31/h001.7scvPoxj1meoVgnYIFz1TvG5vAgQxspkYlMaC0Hbdq0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>forget about next</span></a>.” But it’s hard not to ask the question of a war that’s being waged for the lulz. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"><span style="font-size:16px;"><i>The following is NOT a paid ad. 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His video from last year, titled, “Geo-Strategy #8: The Iran Trap,” has been viewed close to four million times and clips of his “lectures” are all over short-form video apps right now. Which isn’t totally surprising he checks a lot of boxes. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> He’s Chinese, which gives him a certain air of objectivity, especially for folks who having <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpfBPxEq9gh8r1IYgjAmjWcjuMV2zDYBhkMjVoCoVs5kL9o_PEcXQo8TjjdR_qi8DijPsy_AYCTMEYt_AMNGsMitLIa2sejpx9EQnJb4VBKbqs5XiYjIeMwyr1nYWtiWHr3APNpW1CCteGo7W0RNGDb4KO73kSlZIuYTBRde6sBqjfo07cMgXzORNZybKxmjeDOdMphHjjCRa2LVlq7lB0IQzD9t3hr4wS2D5WkpPaaISu-ecjOnfyUHv2dt6W3htjiuhG6L88bwEy4bvF-v2Q58/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h37/h001.ne2QXlJVh13v_gzviGk5DsFfH60EYeHoAx1hEnaVHto" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>a very Chinese time in their lives</span></a> right now. He’s aggressively anti-Israel. And, well, it does seem like he correctly predicted a few things about the current conflict in Iran. But short-form video platforms don’t really give you a lot of context and there are a few pretty important thing you should know about Xueqin before you start binging his videos. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> First, he is not a professor of geopolitics or any adjacent field. He has a BA in English from Yale. He currently teaches at the <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.mG2J5p-Gk4O1mrTmzIG-uzndiy6SGDpFrAPCqSUFJVhEW4dlGaI_HbfgP0A0y9tf5LSuh384KPfCERaFpOBGbZi19n9KDTT90hPGXDcpCaav3GXGt6SZV0BUZpRloMVnh4CwKlAYc5Ot0TQUuPxUeSii5vtzV8VYwXTPJvPpCv98swiZjkjTMhNYn_Jy3GhjXW7nNQrfKaNGGT13Bdyj9ug7tJVjqDttmtRmhOoez_f2x3SB2nQ1BRiNtDMUDSzIiJyV99BqIn16b20KO5sAww/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h38/h001.M7UEXrhK283qpnXfOsvXMC1HnRcNRwcr9aKIKM5PFtQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Moonshot Academy</span></a>, a high school in Beijing. And his YouTube channel, Predictive History, which is growing very quickly right now, is not your typical history channel. Per the channel’s description, Xueqin is trying to apply “psycho-history” to current events. Isaac Asimov readers will recognize that term. It was coined in the Asimov novel <i>Foundation</i>, and it’s the belief that you could use mathematics and statistics to predict the future. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Also, while I have not seen anything super outwardly antisemitic in Xueqin’s videos (though I haven’t watched them all), I can say that, anecdotally, after watching a few, YouTube started bombarding me with some absolutely INSANE antisemitic content. He also will, fairly often, go off on tangents about the Illuminati. Weirdly enough, though, far-right streamer Nick Fuentes says he’s <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0i3wEhCaeME62FjlS33c2ahKteb2OTF_pC7BF324MRK5PRKY2E1m6KfJN2_sxfSUqwO1eEDPOxShuj183skYWdTUYEJSwxbjCITNKyc5LpxBVPTXqbakJl5pvpRhHSR4HJghSM8PFL6LqPWmsPrT8R1Qwi43rok2bER-e1-C88CFtyMyWknB1NoFYaBKl4ot_U_7-WNn6jTvuPqabiA3Yr_j2NhEQ2pgvBtZoniQjiSM2M3T59Lc21lZ63hvG__ysw/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h39/h001.7SMfBIobNsgXu_fvqGM9Z3jfcYb1glLd95FW_beS330" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>not a fan</span></a>. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="this-disgusting-homunculus-computer" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">This Disgusting Homunculus Computer Made Of Human Brain Cells Can Play <i>DOOM</i></h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Oh cool, here are some new man-made horrors beyond our comprehension. Though, technically, actually, not beyond our comprehension. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Corticol Labs, an Australian biomedical and AI startup, created a “biological computer,” made from a bunch of human brain cells. 800,000 living brain cells, to be exact, which are connected to electrode arrays, allowing them to interface with different programming languages. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> And then, of course, they taught those brain cells to play <i>DOOM</i>. It, <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpVkrxX8SASzkr-KqnEEigaOpsQoMAG-FKK79DeyuBBSKHEU45b8nquv6_h5Wund3dXagPOgtm_fIzp2ihKVXJAG0i0OrGq0CAjcShQthTRasQPUCD-_Oxam3Y32KuSIVwHaiZiT0-nQEFeV_8X-MiOj8Ugk0NmKKSUfVMjWXtTWfy9KPyM-qPgS_II_brjEwfHUsQJY5AmV9sr7TWp9np_zME0hR093G0KxoMrtOhmyfsgPcu1pRGlvjEaUx2Llri8yFfA6ZGuFE-kMGfTj8PVOuxpP8qYn2xOSm6_34UkpAxPGRhOzYWxWxk9w5pUcu8w/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h40/h001.a0Op9C08H7XkfVeBgIPhZ_yT2s7WiYPvCRGQ6xmJgTM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>reportedly</span></a>, took about a week to get the biocomputer to figure out the game. </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="center" valign="top" style="padding:20px;"><a 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style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Roy Lee, the CEO of Cluely, the AI startup that’s supposed to help you “cheat on everything,” is feuding with <i>TechCrunch</i> right now. He was apparently contacted by <i>TechCrunch</i> reporter Julie Bort and gave them, “some BS,” according to him, because he was not expecting them to write about it. Well, <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ZE3yp4K2Y6WBUz6JXxBv2wFm0UMYg684pHxSI3sXM001za9kiYZmoq1ZdtYn1PDEoA0-lCJ08hHgYBdbhPHjwJbcpF-3vTrqM2LQbRxsqXtJwLKF2Kl4Yl0_zceoW1y1dVbGmsILsdLANa25avMg9IMsf-xvyZ-VdnsWIegaFwZ7UC6zLSxAvaSFpQbseVh8KO5BNNvwJTsxVraFXttIkjtrxKsC7BUVJfnhhd4anXmO5s6ePrfKuQDqDsOreFRAy-ciIeqZ2y4uQQWm2E2Jvw/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h46/h001.mwFC16U87f3QtiCG8oJv1kgG2gc4wtcKB29FsHr_oso" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>they did</span></a> and the numbers aren’t great. One estimate <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0s4MkBVfmWUMR7misng50fnr9VzDA0OQbPNU6xCQfXIJZeHlsQGJU69OBsGwxYnXq4EKmE_0ZVzVTD0v2xc9N5tdQ8Jc7Y-bFhP1jXFSwPFryfM-_virq6pcDIXs-Bsej40sdZqy8VR4b5w4fpuQmQ0obtEmTttgjqgrV6b2mAhBcyhs_89PKv4p8DuzsRfzlaIR5dN99VJlWLpDDVbJuT_lCo1PEzgBmOX0E6G1XNmhEgf29P017B0ahsHrvJ6SHA/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h47/h001.BEjNIUkqArWYUQvGtvMhAdMmqHdyBnto9fhrgxb67Ow" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>circulating on X right now</span></a> estimates they have about six months of runway left. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:20px;" class="dd"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:0 auto 0 auto;"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:100%;"><a href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.ZE3yp4K2Y6WBUz6JXxBv21oMfnP_tfrXYVGHCUT0GdbZIwRchRt9rf-PBqkqa7IOEuUR84Gr_-fmZCr0PwTd0SbWHcX0J29aC0KOIXyKqDKlx7X5ecDpNAVmpqSH08GpvCquZsr2gAB0HGACs5ivIh7NViCoNL0XJYFRnCaJ3OscdBqSmf5u5abVjlo4k1QCR1Ju1KcbDJuJyFhXiRtZ7Akd-Kr4J8kLmjKk5LQ57ZY4_6Vqtlqy4w_EPJUrzv7BueR4sa_cBH5PqFO2s74muQ/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h48/h001.U23_DKw_WsllD4aLmJwd1lLJ586yphQ5hFqUxMtJsXM" style="text-decoration:none !important;"><img src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/asset/file/e97c7f97-f38d-4523-ae62-973b310d00d5/twitter_screenshot_2031020809376932049_1773072787_ace48cc4.jpeg?t=1773072793" alt="Tweet screenshot" height="auto" width="100%" style="display: block; width: 100%;" border="0"/></a></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Lee released a video responding to <i>TechCrunch</i>’s video, ranting about how actually Cluely is fine and arguing that <i>TechCrunch</i> should be reporting on Jeffrey Epstein, not him. (<i>TechCrunch</i> is a business and tech site that primarily focuses on startup news.) </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> The most interesting part of this whole cycle, for me, however, is angel investor Jason Calacanis’ response to Lee’s video. “Possible comments I considered: 1. this video will get more views than techcrunch this month 2. don’t care what Roy builds, just make him crash out monthly and I’m good,” he wrote on X <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001._-qCIiYyp6dD21H99lwa0jwPFudJ3I8da-bMSiTvxp-aHZ_MHgTc6YXouESpYz5zU9kMxdy1XzZ02b1YZaIwS0YQeGVOgeM9kzanOt4I9Fn-NFo9rBrL8_1lP_fZ0dIDDFVZjeBQ6VhWmsv2h-Yuv3_WvGo_T7eqtsJkmT4l0FsW-79w6g58vbop5EGsS6b4K5iLVzkVX64UnWymndgyyjuyxbccC4NgZr326mVuJRC7rkD4Y0_Q_v2g26gdgHneNYzEWHy7a4wQTE9M3KJc7Q/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h49/h001.6jGXeDrmDYPOGQCPaTgAb0L2qlq6jYHbTgcg8Xhih3o" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>this morning</span></a>. “5. Wen Livestream Roy?” </p></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> That last part is what stood out to me. It seems incredibly clear to me that Silicon Valley elites are pushing reaction Gen Z hustlebros and looksmaxxers to livestream (i.e. Clavicular) and this is just more proof. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="font-size:0px;line-height:0px;padding:30px 0px 30px;" class="dd"><table class="j" role="none" width="50%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"><tr><td> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td id="fun-websites-are-back" class="dd" align="left" valign="top" style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;"><h2 style="color:#2A2A2A;font-weight:Bold;mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;">Fun Websites Are Back</h2></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> Here are two fun standalone websites to mess around with this week. First up, there’s <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.qZQpnvhFfm9i13-28yzDn5U41m0rIjydPlLkZzaIuuWgu6LNk_cEEYALqZimSLRhPs9RaQC1rjPezOoZG7Xob02msOL7b5pRymxjDZ5AJUz9LBCqhkwhOwjpVFmFydgXyou_N4QDPLTPB6Ai7Z1shI0rI_Fv-J9pvCi6jIRSmwhQnCPC0DCMFZxlA9zSCNvLSFqMAN5hFzkYZ052580HPXdb9SfrNoFme097jnOZ-IwB7SF_H1LgkGCou5aXSUdO/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h50/h001.632aPcm06-SZElJpA7OqGKke3OJXVHqBDFuff-uaySs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>Mew Clicker</span></a>, a cookie clicker-like game that lets you from subhuman to Chad based on how often you click. </p></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:15px;padding-right:15px;padding-top:20px; " class="dd"><table role="none" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin:0 auto 0 auto;"><tr><td align="center" valign="top" style="width:630px;"><img src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/fit=scale-down,format=auto,onerror=redirect,quality=80/uploads/asset/file/48cc6f1e-fd4f-4937-b41d-bca92e39365e/Screenshot_2026-03-09_at_2.02.19_PM.png?t=1773079376" alt="" height="auto" width="630" style="display:block;width:100%;" border="0"/></td></tr><tr><td align="center" valign="top" class="t" style="width:630px; padding: 4px 0px 4px 0px;"><p>(<a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.qZQpnvhFfm9i13-28yzDn5U41m0rIjydPlLkZzaIuuWgu6LNk_cEEYALqZimSLRhPs9RaQC1rjPezOoZG7Xob02msOL7b5pRymxjDZ5AJUz9LBCqhkwhOwjpVFmFydgXyou_N4QDPLTPB6Ai7Z1shI0rI_Fv-J9pvCi6jIRSmwj7wwBLECKEiomYmTwYLLpqQ9jeLPs9EiAJIJpgHKYqAOlDN3wKgiXCiDXBWvE2481cDL-Q-IQ7164e9_qjvR2f/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h51/h001.xFCrAm6LSk8FzTHI6xKf21etH8475cAo8esrfQbXaF0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>chad-clicker.vercel.app</span></a>)</p></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td class="dd" align="left" style="padding:0px 15px;text-align:left;word-break:break-word;"><p style="mso-line-height-alt:150.0%;"> And, next up, is <a class="link" href="https://elink835.www.garbageday.email/ss/c/u001.Qr6Ovh5taOidqUa5P-dRpd8hH9_fu4620ThpNM8HsF1I8kn6SahvrFA1VGjz-jwDAcNLKGRUutC91DRbpBHSnOgSYZlNxf_VBO089hMsLsoyt3JnGGJzz_1dE2QPqxf4tD33hJArkvl3BCkZWPquE0IvKr56c6CUSyofekc-6ej5S0eJ0ZhSWR7v4wrpBIW7SDzUQL67Noo4sb98YA6Czskirr88r-4Z9QFmuUE4h2p2-92dypLQ9k5Up5ACshy7/4os/zmwsWWOpTMGEriRdRa3UiA/h52/h001.fTtD22yJbUSHa2R2hWzUN_7vVJYNXU8hhJRv_8fr1sk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"><span>your ai slop bores me</span></a>, which lets you take on the role of a user or an AI chatbot. 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